- Yay! Three months! That is like one quarter of year. Can you even contemplate the span of
time that has passed since the Baron’s grubby fingers started tickling the keys till their joy
formed words of solace on the screen in front of him? Ok so admittedly three months isn't
shit. I can’t even make some quippy remark about it being longer then most of my
relationships, as in days of yore when I was playing the field, I tended to be a serial
monogamist…well mostly.
Nonetheless, I have some how mustered the commitment to carry on this farce of being a
“column writer” for longer then I ever anticipated. I even find myself enjoying it, and looking
forward to it. So in honor of the three month mark I have decided to hear from you my
discerning public. I will not fool myself into thinking I have a slew of devoted readers, or
even ten devoted readers, but I am sure there are a few of you out there who use me to
waste ten minuets of your day.
For those poor louts who share a similar fate with me, and require stimuli to not have their
souls entirely crushed at work, drop a line in the forums and let me know what you would
like to see more/less of. Admittedly I focus on minis a lot, but then again so does this board.
Lastly, as promised, the dreaded Baron Von Awesome Column Test follows. Most tests get
cool three letter acronyms (SAT’s, ACT’s, GRE’s) so I will not be excluded. We will call them
the BVA’s, cause that is sweet. There will be five multiple choice, five fill in the blanks, and
three essay questions. You have an eternity to complete this test.
List the answers that are the truest. Some questions may have multiple answers.
Momma is?
A. Evil.
B. An evil from old times.
C. An excellent cook.
D. WAY evil.
The following statement best describes you.
A. I’m not gay…I just like to do it with men.
B. So what if it is small, I am a butterfly on the inside.
C. I am just a guy/girl doing the best I can to get by and do right by friends and loved ones. I
do what I can to be a good person, and hope that in the end people will see me for who I
am. I also think that the Baron rules. I should do everything he says, EVERYTHING!
D. Chicks dig guys you smell like corpse shat fish.
Which of the following is/are for fags?
A. Tactics.
B. Vampires.
C. Gnome rogues.
Who wears the pants in the barony of Von Awesome?
A. Baron Von Awesome
B. The Baroness Von Awesome
C. Pants are ghey, there are no pants allowed in the barony of Von Awesome.
Any Kingdom Hearts/Kingdom Hearts 2 haters are?
A. Jackasses.
Please fill in the blank/blanks to complete the sentences.
The cool girl gamer is all but a myth. Please, for the love of all that is holy, those of you lucky
enough to be involved with them thank _______ everyday.
A dead rat on your door step is a ______ sign?
It is important to make ________ while painting your minis. This practice will increase your
painting skills tenfold.
Baron Von Awesome loves boobs. (I guess there is no fill-in the blank here but it is true. So
have a free one, on the house.)
Mila Jovavich _______ Myrvn.
Essay section:
Draft a sentence/s using the following words: gay, drunkle, e-peen, hum/hums, flame, and
ffs.
Is the Katrina Needs to Stop Reading Books Act of 2006 constitutional?
Discuss one of the multitude of reasons why Momma doesn't actually have mecha.
