Welcome to the place on Da Momma's Boyz website where only the brave and angry may tread.  I have asked Deke for a venue to say basically what ever the hell I want without the heavy handed censors of the forums pissing in my cheerios.  This column will not be all hugs and rainbows like that pussy, play nice shit everybody seems to encourage.  However it will not be intentionally “edgy” either.  “Edgy” is a buzz word, and buzz words are for people in marketing, and people in marketing hum.  It is more the kind of place that I would think everyone would want.  A place to say what I want, how I want to say it. I did some poking around at other web columns, not really as research so much as looking for shit I could steal, in preparation for this new undertaking.  As I was looking around at other web columns I noticed that they all had really catchy names.  Well I don’t, and maybe in the future some stroke of genius will erupt in my brain while I am taking a shit, pondering my navel, or getting dumber watching prime time TV with the women I love.   I actually am rather enamored with the name My Space.  Unfortunately, that name is now associated with a place where camwhores and anorexics can finally show the world that they are really beautiful butterflies or whatever the fuck.  So for now, and maybe forever, this column will have no name.   (It should probably be noted that I chose the title above. -Deke)  I am already off to an awesome, nay a Von Awesome, start. In my research I also discovered that web columns have discussion forums attached.   When I read these forums I discovered that many people took great delight in dispelling whatever it is the author was prattling on about.  It would seem that people still take great delight in refuting the written word.  Therefore I will make it clear right now my stance as to the content of my column.  There is a really a good chance that I am not an “authority” on what I write.  A lot of this will just be the way I see it, or maybe just cause I felt like writing it.   When I want to change your perception, or the world, I will be sure and let you know.  Please use the Snot Talk forum to make your epeen bigger by telling me how full of shit I am.  I like the stuff that comes from a good discussion.  But if you are one of those people looking for complete deformation of character, well let me make it easy for you.  I have no character, invariable I will be wrong, and I humped your mom.   So with that clearly stated, here it what else I you can expect from this column.  We will call it the Baron’s Column Manifesto (Remember, I said I suck at witty names): 1. I will write weekly, unless I am doing something that doesn't allow for it. 2. I will do my best to keep it focused on gaming.  There will be some obvious derivations, as right now I am really into my electric razor and feel that I may have to proclaim its glory to the world. 3. I will make fun of someone.  Inevitably it will be someone like dchustler.  Will they be personal attacks?  No.  Well maybe, but they won’t be meant as such.  If you have issue with my harassing, please let me know.  I will lavish in the opportunity to tell you to get thicker skin and fuck off.  I promise that no one will receive more slander then my own bad self. 4. The views of this column are in no way a reflection of Da Momma's Boyz game club.   Momma is my oldest friend, and for years we have disagreed on the nature of games, and will continue to do so probably until the end of time. 5. Vioxx the Sinful is a douche bag. Well I am off for now.  I have to get started on my life long goal to print the internet.  Until next week. Von Awesome Glossary: Epeen- Electronic penis.  Often referenced in relation to someone trying make themselves look better then they really are, or bragging about something.  Kind of like buying a Porsche or a big truck, you are obviously compensating for something. Hum- Short for, “Hum my nuts.”  A term used to show discontent or lack of approval.