Through bitter seas and storm I travelled to a realm not unlike our own and there I did behold a great beast with a single horn of black.  The demon was given name and it was, Von Awesome.  Girded in steel and faith I did lay the beast low, its soul flung to the nether realms.  Yet even in death its lips continue to utter dire words that would drive one to madness.  Now scribes suffer a fate worse than death to bring its blasphemies forth.

Everyone has a story.  Some of them are even good stories.  Bubba's are just better.    Tragically exiled from Momma's Boyz proper the B-Train seeks to impart his wisdom while keeping us all informed of his day to day hellish existence in the wilds of La Grande, Oregon.  Okay so La Grande probably is just a sublevel of hell.

Shut the hell up, it's coming when I'm damn good and ready.

At one time Kyle our lovable Hobbit was our most prolific columnist.  Sadly he's moved away and we see and hear little from him.  Yet his stories remain timeless.  Whether recounting the exploits of his marooned Tau commander or the terrible misadventures of Twitch the tales within are sure to bring a smile to your day.